I've never had a full body massage before.
I've had the facial thing before...with the cucumbers on the eyes, the soft Zen music and all that, but never an actual massage.
However, I do know that there are many different kind of massages that you can get.
There's the Swedish massage, the deep tissue massage and then the ones where they use hot stones or cupping, which looks painful, by the way!
Well, here's a massage I'd never heard of before...even though it has been offered in Taiwan for 2,000 years!
It's called a knife massage! Hmm, let me get this straight...I lay on a massage bed naked until a towel while someone uses two meat cleavers to pound my body?!
Yup...
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