Funny Self-Isolation Diary Quarantine Joke


Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary:

Day 1 - I can do this!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 7 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who knew?

Day 8 - 8 p.m.: Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 10 - Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O Shots!!

Day 14 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 19 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 22 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.

Day 28 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"

Day 33 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 35 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.

Day 40 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 195 times this month and its's only the 16th?

(Thanks to The Morning Skoop)

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