If you find or see any of these things Santa might not like you, which means you were probably naughty
- You find white hairs in your electric nostril trimmer.
- The candy cane he gives you is chipotle flavored.
- After he slides down the chimney, he sues you for soot exposure.
- All o f instructions.the toys he brings you come disassembled and have foreign instructions
- When he flies overhead in the middle of the night, instead of you hearing sleigh bells, he blasts Snoop Dog.
- In addition to leaving a lump of coal in your stocking, he also leaves his dirty gym socks.
- One of his elves breaks into your kid's piggy bank.
- Not only do you not find any presents under the tree, but the whole tree is missing.
- You find reindeer hoof-prints that lead toward the liquor cabinet.
- He uses your bathroom and doesn't put the seat back down.