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Signs Santa Might Not Like You


If you find or see any of these things Santa might not like you, which means you were probably naughty

  1. You find white hairs in your electric nostril trimmer.
  2. The candy cane he gives you is chipotle flavored.
  3. After he slides down the chimney, he sues you for soot exposure.
  4. All o f instructions.the toys he brings you come disassembled and have foreign instructions
  5. When he flies overhead in the middle of the night, instead of you hearing sleigh bells, he blasts Snoop Dog.
  6. In addition to leaving a lump of coal in your stocking, he also leaves his dirty gym socks.
  7. One of his elves breaks into your kid's piggy bank.
  8. Not only do you not find any presents under the tree, but the whole tree is missing.
  9. You find reindeer hoof-prints that lead toward the liquor cabinet.
  10. He uses your bathroom and doesn't put the seat back down.

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