The office grudge match has been set. Dan has been consistently complaining that when Joe our midday guy arrives at work he backs his car too far over the curb so he can't walk by without walking into a bush of thorns on the other side of the curb. Since Dan has complained about this office grievance, we both swear Joe has been parking over the curb further and further every day just to irritate Dan.
I conversely praised Joe for his "pig parking."
Why did I praise him?
The curb was covered entirely in ice today, and I almost fell; however, I slid and clutched onto the back of Joe's car.
Dan has been playing Juveniles "back that thang up" all morning to complain but I really appreciated for Joe backing it up more so today, so I didn't injure myself!
Back it up Joe; My thang thanks you.